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Why English language is so stupid...? and some other jokes---

Why English language is so stupid...? and some other jokes---

Let's relax a little bit... with some jokes I've came across...



What is Mind? No Matter.

What is Body? Never Mind. :)))
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I passed my ethics exam. Of course I've cheated.
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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"

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The English Language
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it

English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.

If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables

What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy

Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers

And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why

When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

Why English language is so stupid...? and some other jokes---



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The medical -medicine?

The physical examination is the examination of the patient looking for signs of disease ('Symptoms' are what the patient volunteers, 'Signs' are what the healthcare provider detects by examination). The healthcare provider uses the senses of sight, hearing, touch, and sometimes smell (eg, in infection, uremia, diabetic ketoacidosis). 
Taste has been made ​​redundant by the availability of modern lab tests. 

Four actions are taught as the basis of physical examination: inspection, palpation (feel), percussion (tap to Determine resonance characteristics), and auscultation (listen). This order may be modified depending on the main focus of the examination (eg, a joint may be examined by simply "look, feel, move". Having this set order is an educational tool that encourages practitioners to be systematic in their approach and refrain from using tools Such as the stethoscope before they have fully Evaluated the other modalities).

The medical decision-making (MDM) process involves analysis and synthesis of all the above data to come up with a list of possible diagnoses (the differential diagnoses), along with an idea of what needs to be done to obtain a definitive diagnosis that would explain the patient's problem.
The treatment plan may include ordering additional laboratory tests and studies, starting therapy, referral to a specialist, or watchful observation. Follow-up may be advised.


Contemporary medicine applies health science, biomedical research, and medical technology to diagnose and treat injury and disease, typically through medication or surgery, but also through therapies as diverse as psychotherapy, external splints & traction, prostheses, biologics, ionizing radiation and others.

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TagsEscape Quotes II

J.Robert Oppenheimer:No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.

Miranda Kerr:I feel like life is really short, and it's important to enjoy yourself and embrace whatever comes your way, whether it's a challenging day or a great day, just welcome it with open arms.

Frederih Chopin:Man is never always happy, and very often only a brief period of happiness is granted him in this world;


Abraham Lincoln:You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.

Lyndon B.Johnson:Poverty must not be a bar to learning and learning must offer an escape from poverty.



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Chinese mythology


Image result for chinese mythology storiesChinese mythology holds that the Jade Emperor was charged with running of the three realms: heaven, hell, and the realm of the living. The Jade Emperor adjudicated and meted out rewards and remedies to saints, the living, and the deceased according to a merit system loosely called the Jade Principles Golden Script. When proposed judgments were objected to, usually by other saints, the administration would occasionally resort to the counsels of advisory elders.The dozens of ethnic minority groups of the country of China have their own languages and their own folklore, and many have their own writing: much of which contains valuable historical and cultural information as well as many unique myths.
 Some myths are widely shared across multiple ethnic groups, but may exist as versions with some differences.
Historians have written evidence of Chinese mythological symbolism from the 12th century BC in the Oracle bone script. Legends were passed down for over a thousand years before being written in books such as Classic of Mountains and Seas. Other myths continued to be passed down through oral traditions like theater and song before being recorded as novels such as Epic of Darkness.
Chinese mythology refers to those myths found in the historical geographic area of China: these include myths in Chinese and other languages, as transmitted by Han Chinese as well as other ethnic groups (of which fifty-six are officially recognized by the current administration of China).Chinese mythology includes creation myths and legends, such as myths concerning the founding of Chinese culture and the Chinese state. As in many cultures' mythologies, Chinese mythology has in the past been believed to be, at least in part, a factual recording of history. Thus, in the study of historical Chinese culture, many of the stories that have been told regarding characters and events which have been written or told of the distant past have a double tradition: one which presents a more historicized and one which presents a more mythological version....

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ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF ENTERING EU

What is the European Union:? "Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain , Sweden, United Kingdom, all the countries that have already entered the European Union so far. "
What is the European Union?
"The European Union is a community of independent states dvadesetsedmorke located primarily in Europe According to the European Communities and established for the Improvement of political, economic and social cooperation. Formerly known as the European Community (EC) and the European Economic Community."
How did it all begin?
In the period before World War II, did not open the nation to cooperate, but after the Second World War, the world is facing economic and political crisis. Nations become united and open to cooperation, that is, countries have joined with one another in pursuit of mutual benefit. That allows them to start working together and so formed are many international organizations, the G8, the group of Western European and the World Trade Organization are given as an example of many of them.
These types of organizations are described as one consisting of a group of people who work together with the aim of bringing peace and harmony among people. Today we have many International organizations (MO) and the actual European Union is one of those organizations that have been formed after the Second World War in 1950. In addition to Belgium, France, Italy, Luxembourg, the Netherlands and West Germany who are original members, other countries joined in 1973 1986, 1994 and 2004. Bulgaria and Romania are the latest countries joining the European Union in 2007. I n the European Union policies are adopted and developed rationally by various Commission as Parliament, the Council of Ministers, etc., and these policies exist at different levels. It is obvious that the EU is a large organization and there is an obvious appeal for many European countries to join the EU, however, entry into the EU is a very controversial topic. However, much can be said in favor and against it. Therefore, this paper will focus on the EU and try to answer the following research question:
What are the advantages and disadvantages to be a member of the EU?
A variety of articles written about the European Union and its membership are focused on the advantages and disadvantages with which the EU gives to its members. Most of them who have written about the benefits of EU membership argue that:
The European single market that enables companies to trade on the international market and monetary union, environmental protection and the prevention of war as the main benefits. However, there are some drawbacks to be considered. Shortcomings were mainly mentioned as loss of national sovereignty and little influence that men have a State. To begin with, the European single market is the first priority is a member of the EU. According to the official European site, the EU countries have formed a single market of more than 500 million people. This enable the company to trade on the international market. Without this platform, competing individually and produce products and services in the Member States will be more expensive and more difficult. veteran addition, singlemarket has contributed to reduce the number of unemployed. More than six million jobs in the last decade and the European industry has contributed a lot to increase the number of jobs in the framework of European member states.
Another benefit of membership in the European Union's monetary Union. The fact is that a single currency makes trade easier, because there is a noticeable change in prices. A single currency makes it easier not only customers, but also business people in their transitions costs because there is no need to use different currencies. In addition they noted that with the introduction of the new currency (Euro), EU Member States have the same prices and to commit to trade between them easier. Eliminating national currencies, Member States have been forced to reduce the prices of their products, so they can stay at the same level.
Another benefit of membership in the European Union's environmental protection and the prevention of war. In addition, the EU has created policies to prevent people from turning to terrorism.
The European single market, monetary union, environmental protection and the prevention of war are the main advantages as a member of the EU, however, there are some drawbacks as well. The first disadvantage is the loss of national sovereignty. When new members join the EU, they agree to comply with all regulations, even if it is against their national rules and signature or accession are prone to some of their national sovereignty.
Another disadvantage of the EU little influence of small states. It can be seen that men have less State involvement in security issues.
From what has been written above, it could be concluded that the European Union membership has many advantages such as the European single market, which reserve company to trade on the international market and monetary union, environmental protection and the prevention of war. On the other hand, of course, there are some drawbacks such as a loss of national sovereignty and the little influence that men have the State. It is obvious that the EU is a large organization and there is an obvious appeal for many European countries to join the EU, however, entry into the EU is a very controversial topic. Turkey is trying to
Membership in the EU since 1950, and now Turkey's relations with the EU entered a new era
with the start of accession negotiations. The EU should accept Turkey's membership, taking into account its remarkable progress in economic and strategic localization and Turkish.
To sum up:
If you ask people, for example, from Croatian, to like them, whether to join the EU or not, they would have had a completely different answers. Some of them think that it will bring more stability in the country, an open market, less corruption, more investment in their economies. While others are not so optimistic.
Others argue it will only bring troubles to their economy because Croatia was not big enough to compete with the larger members of the EU market. Also, consider that completely lose their independence and expect big demographic changes and to disappear as a nation. From all that we have said so far, we can conclude that the EU can be good for the country or bad, but that depends on what you have to offer to the EU, and what to the advantage of it. The answer varies from one work to other countries. That's why the EU is doing more research on the economic, political, demographic situation etc country before accepting into its membership.

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Family violence

Domestic violence is most common among women, children, parents, etc. Families in the family can be for several reasons and divided into several branches. Physical is the first, then economic, sexual and psychological. It is also present and difficult to Is to detect it immediately, but it also leaves strong consequences for other family members. Definition of domestic violence is. "Domestic violence is the behavior by which a member of the family endangers the integrity, mental health or serenity of another member of the family.Family in the family is a term commonly used Refers to violence between spouses or spousal abuses, but may also apply to unmarried intimate partners or simply people who live together. "

I made one poll on this page that is still running, the poll is anonymous and everyone can participate in the survey. The family is a criminal offense but a person if he does this does not have to be that he will be imprisoned and will be away from the victim and will have a ban on the victim's approach .Only the victim is taken to a safe house but rarely stayed there for a long time except for some people. I know a couple of women whose husbands are suing regularly, are blue, report to the police, and after a few days again, though they know that everything that has happened lasts. Whether a victim is afraid of a bully because she threatens her life or loves him and returns to her for the price of life.
What about violence against children, parents, brother or sister ...?

Is Domestic Violence Sufficiently Examined and Are Adequate Sentences For Domestic Violence Perpetrators? How To Help The Victim Be Safe From Violence? There are countless questions and answers little or no.
On domestic violence, there is little talk about violence in all parts of the world, it happens that the authorities are taking violence as if it is a disturbance of public order and peace that is wrong but is happening. It was not so long ago and it was like that.
This topic will be repeated when the acne is completed by then you can write comments or do a survey here (open the page and the survey is located to the screen size lower than the top of the page).

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