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Saturday, November 12, 2016



I learned that a lady, I will not reveal the identity because there is no need, so anxious to have a child after ten years has managed to become pregnant and give birth to a healthy son, but there are cases where the bride and groom can not have children, and that the problem resolves itself for the year two or if it can not by itself be a reach for some recipes that will help them, and after 15 days they will be fruitful.
There are such cases, more about us, just as we do not pay attention to other people's problems.
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Why English language is so stupid...? and some other jokes---




Why English language is so stupid...? and some other jokes---

Let's relax a little bit... with some jokes I've came across:
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What is Mind? No Matter.
What is Body? Never Mind. :)))
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I passed my ethics exam. Of course I've cheated.
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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"

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The English Language
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

Why English language is so stupid...? and some other jokes---

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TARIFA O NAGRADAMA I NAKNADAMA NOTARA


TARIFA O NAGRADAMA I NAKNADAMA NOTARA  nije vam zanimljiva sve dok vam ne zatreba notar.Tek tada shvatite da imate problem i to novčani.Notari imaju posla i svakom uzmu mjeru po tarifi koja je već određena.Neko je rekao da ćeš platiti 200 KM a kada dođeš tamo notar te oavijesti da je potreno izdvojiti 350 KM i to ez poreza,PDV-a te još nekih sitnih zahvata  po 20 ili 50 KM dodatnih. papira i to nije sve,poslije ti uzmu još 80 KM oni u gruntovnici ako je potreno da tamo ideš a ude potreno veoma često.
Evop kako idu opće odredbe:
"A. OPćI DIO Predmet Tarife član 1. Ovom Tarifom o nagradama i naknadama notara (u daljnjem tekstu: Tarifa) propisuje se način vrednovanja notarskog posla i obračunavanje nagrade za rad notara i naknade troškova notara u vezi s obavljenim radom. Prema ovoj Tarifi vrednuju se poslovi propisani Zakonom o notarima. 
Notarska nagrada i naknade član 2. (1) Notaru pripada i notar je obavezan obračunati nagradu za svoj rad i naknadu troškova u vezi s obavljenim radom u visini i na način reguliran ovom Tarifom. (2) U nagradi za notarski posao iz prethodnog stava ovog člana vrednovani su pripremni poslovi, koji su povezani s notarskim poslom (savjetovanja sa strankom i drugim sudionicima u poslu, sastav,čitanje i obrazloženje notarske isprave), kao i drugi poslovi i naknade u skladu sa ovom Tarifom." I tako dalje a evo i ko je odredio tu tarifu:
"Na osnovu odredbi člana 127. stav 2. Zakona o notarima ("Službene novine Federacije BiH", broj 45/02), a na prijedlog Notarske komore Federacije Bosne i Hecegovine, Federalno ministarstvo pravde utvrdilo je slijedeću TARIFU ..."
Znači nije do notara oni su predložili ovi drugi usvojili i sada svi plaćamo.
Svaki posao koji se pokrene od oka se kaže potrebno je toliko i toliko novca i na kraju to bude duplo od zacrtanog.
Savjet:Prije svakog posla koji ste zamislili uraditi prvo popijte neku tabletu sa smiernje za svaki slučaj.

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Why Do We Often Want to Escape Reality

Some of us watch soap operas on TV, let them use the internet extensively; second practice religion strictly or play computer games 24 hours a day. All this can be put into the category of so-called escapism. So what can we conclude from the above examples is that escapism can be defined as the art of escape realism and brutality of everyday life. 
Escapism is accomplished by means of recreation and entertainment, through which we try to suppress feelings of sadness, depression or stress daily. escapism can be considered as activities through which we aim to deepen our real problems that we press on a daily basis; some pleasant and enjoyable things.

The question is why people are constantly flowing from reality? 

The answer is very simple. We do it because we are often frustrated by their jobs, problematic children, or TV news or newspaper articles' about killing, death, or different types of abuse, corruption, etc. It is true that there are times when we all do not want to deal with problems but pretend they do not exist. We turn to bad habits because they allow us to forget. However, it does not get us solve our problems that can only deepened our enjoyment. And when we are again faced with our problems, the natural reaction is to get away again. This is something that could be called a vicious circle of escapism that is repeated over and over again. 
There are two aspects through which we can observe escapism. This may represent a healthy way to not becoming totally depressing reality or what can be seen as an obsession that makes people completely ignore reality. 
The term "healthy escapism 'means eating, sleeping, sexual activity, reading our favorite books or games for a limited period of time. All of these are considered normal and that it belongs to the scope of common human activities that relax our body and soul. Indeed, it is healthy for human beings to escape the cruel and hard reality and to enjoy the different things they like the most. course, we should be very careful not to exaggerate, because any deviation from the usual norms can be called escapism. If we spend half the day sleeping, and we tend to repeat from day to day, we create a dependency and it is very difficult to escape these or any other bad habits. often a person using sleep as escapism is a person whose life is filled with emotional or physical pain. 
Here is an example from the literature. Escape literature category of fiction and can be defined as literature written solely for fun and enjoyment. It just gives us a temporary escape and pleasure in a fantasy world. However, it only gives the illusion of real-world situations, but they are only 'Skin Deep' and when we "wake up" that we are not in a fairy tale and that we must continue with our lives difficult and cruel. This does not mean that all escape literature does not have any quality. On the contrary, there are many literary works that have been written under the concept of escape literature, but they are really important and worth reading. However, this kind of literature lowers the criteria and requirements of literature that is considered to be more demanding and serious. 
In today's progressive society it is very difficult to avoid escapism, and the reason for this is that our life is becoming harder and harder to live and we are exposed to so many new things I can, and most fortunately do cause addiction. These things are numerous. For example, they can be TV shows, the Internet, computer games, music, sports, etc. I think the main reason that people today are more exposed than before escapism that we are lonelier than before. We are alienated from each other and above all consider the individuals and then members of our society. So, we do not hang out as much as our previous generation, and we are expected to live on their own, with less help from others as possible. After all, I can say that escapists are in most cases the unfortunate, unhappy and unfulfilled people who are unable or unwilling to give up their addiction. 
The real reason why people keep their bad habits is that there are no bad habits. Any activity that leads to addiction offers some satisfaction at the beginning; also helps us to escape everyday boredom or reminds us of the happy times in the past. Indeed, all these activities are not harmful until they reach a certain point of no return to the previous state. The point where most bad habits become destructive when, instead of using them to enjoy life, we use them to escape from it. 
The only way to permanently stop the cycle of escapism is to develop a positive perception of life. It is necessary to find happiness in our lives that is stronger than our weaknesses. I read somewhere that changing our attitude towards reality is easier said than done. But above all, we must realize that reality is neither good nor bad, but a mixture of the two. 

We must learn to live with this acquisition and how to focus on the parts of these acquisitions that are more important to us than the other parts. In other words, it is important for us to know our priorities. By fixing our attention on the sources of hope and joy, we can create positive beliefs and reduce the desire to escape. The best way to permanently change habits is to surround yourself with people who may pose a positive impact on our lives. This will create resistance to any type of addiction and escapism. 
In general, a family vacation, books, internet and many other leisure activities should be our driving force which is supposed to remove us from the stress of our daily lives. However, it seems not to be the ones driving forces. It is scientifically proven that these activities or in other words, escapism destroys more lives and relationships than it improves. When people say they can not give up the addiction, it usually means that deep down they do not want or do not believe that this is possible. 

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